earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

pronun:

memewhile….

nunown:

Somebody told me

You had a girlfriend

Who looked like a……………………..slime man

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

doeeyedpdsmessiah:

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

Like half of those people are thinking ‘good, my mask works’

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

dragonmoose:

this is how i feel about teenagers

apolohgy:

I follow back

apolohgy:

I follow back

snatchedweaves: