cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
"I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine."
Me, to you. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y) ←

hocuslucas:

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

"You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you."
2:03am, I really loved you that much. - hoetion (via perfect) ←

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

diancie:

beyonseh:

she’s so well mosturized i love it 

This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them