"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank
this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight
you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
ugh this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR.
why need protein when im already a pro teen
I have a crush on everyone. If you’re ever questioning my feelings for you, just assume I have a crush on u