So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
"but wait what is that?!"
Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS